Pre-Story Facts:
Laundry Day can be tough.
It's amazing how "Laundry Day" has become a thing.
We all know what it means when someone sighs and says "laundry day."
Google it.
You will find a million jokes, memes, etc. All about Laundry Day.
But it's real. And it's awesome.
Sometimes we wait till there's nothing left.
Sometimes when we wear stupid things we pretend we had nothing left.
Story:
I was eating lunch outside and I see a man in a long coat (this was in the middle of the summer... so it was NOT normal) emerge from his building. It was a very warm looking coat.
He was carrying a HUGE duffel bag. Like military-duffel bag huge. He walked down the street. I shrugged, made up a life story (a game I love to play) and kept eating my lunch.
About a ten minutes later he comes back sans the duffel bag, still in the coat and as he steps up the stairs in front of his building the cut in the back of the long coat swings with his legs so what he is wearing is finally revealed...
A pair of tiny whitie tighties... stars on one cheek, stripes on another.
Epiphany:
God Bless America.
and...
Thank goodness for Laundry Day.
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