Trolls

Help me understand.

Yesterday, I was riding my bike, uphill, when a  fit looking adult leans out the window of his really nice truck to bark at me. Like a dog.

Ladies and Gentleman, A real live troll.

This kind of thing happened quite a few times when I was running last year.

I didn't understand. I don't. Help me.

I can pretend to understand Internet trolls.

They don't see the human they are cutting down. It isn't real. I pretend that trolls cut down to build themselves up.

Ben says maybe they are inscure because they have a tiny penis. So, for all the trolls out there... don't compare yourselves to anyone else. Be proud of your penis and stop watching porn... those aren't real. I am sure yours is perfect... for someone.

For any reason, trolling online is infuriating. It is not okay, but maybe they don't see it is wrong because they don't visibily see a human...it is all just in the internet. Just a fun game?

But in real life...

Don't they see I am human?
Don't they see I am working, hard!
Do they just see a fat girl?
Don't they see that I am CLEARLY WORKING ON THAT?

Maybe it isn't about that, maybe it could be about the clothes I wear or the shape of my face. I go there first, because it is the one thing I work to change. I don't assume people yell at me because I am some new kind of ugly... because I don't believe that I am.

So maybe amidst my rant against trolls, I have just unlocked the secret. If I hadn't thought I was fat, maybe I would have assumed he was barking at the tree behind me or that he was just batshit crazy. . .

Yeah, I think I solved my own problem here.

Thanks for listening everyone.

Wait, one more thing... when you make fun of fat people working out...you are the WORST kind of person. Whether they are at the gym or on the street... you are the WORST.

So just stop being a fungus filled stale jelly bean that and old man pulled from his farting butt to hand to you.

mmmk.

just saying.

THE WORST.

sincerely,
your biggest fan

NOT THIS.
BE THIS.


2 comments:

  1. AMEN! You know, I don't run outside because I am petrified of trolls yelling at my jiggly bottom. Petrified.

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  2. I am impressed by your dedication to fitness -- you are strong and determined and much more healthy than I. Plus, you're gorgeous. I'm not just saying that; it's the truth.
    Mean people suck!

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