dog puke


are you ready for this:

was walking to my car. started to pass this hottie stranger walking his dog. then his dog began gagging and threw up. not just plain throw up, HACKING, gagging... this dog was seriously ill.

so can you imagine what happened, ya know... knowing me?

yes. it happened. i threw up. next to the dogs throw up. it came so fast. no control.

the dog looked up at me, then the guy did. he said, you okay? i said, it was your dogs fault. and ran to my car.

anyone still wondering why i am single?

awesome.

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